Let me start with the conclusion: One month after being rejected by the goddess, I asked her to ask to be my assistant.
Good news: I have a paper that I can send to the conference.
Bad news: Lin Qinghan wants a second author.
Even better news: I turned her down.
[Act 1: One month ago]
Me: "Senior, can you add me on WeChat?" (Voice trembling)
Lin Qinghan: "No need." (Without looking back)
Me: He died on the spot.
[Act 2: One month later]
Lin Qinghan: "Let's cooperate, I want the second author." (Full of confidence)
Me: "You are not the best choice." (Drinking coffee slowly)
Lin Qinghan: (pupil earthquake)
[Act 3: Breakthrough scene]
Me: "There are a lot of doctoral students from BGI, why should I choose you?"
Lin Qinghan: (fingertips curled up)
Me: "I'm looking for a scientific research assistant, the kind who can serve tea and pour water."
Lin Qinghan: (chest rises and falls violently)
Me: "Senior, you must look down on a proud girl like you, right?"
Lin Qinghan: (nails embedded in palms)
Everyone: "No, why should a sophomore let Lin Qinghan break his defense?!"
System: [Ding! Rewards arrive: 10 million + three top conference papers + god-level programming skills!
From being rejected as a dog licker to having a goddess begging for cooperation——
How can this reversal be so good?
Quack quack!
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