My name is Ye Bujue, an ordinary high school student in Xuancheng No. 1 Middle School. My dream is to become a man at the pinnacle of martial arts.
Until I bound to this cheating "Myriad Worlds Relative Searching System".
Other people's systems send artifacts and cultivations, but my system pops up every day to remind me: "Ding! A high-quality mother candidate [Nangong Liuli] (6 years old) has been detected. Please bind the host quickly!"
Me: "??? It's too young for you to ask her to be my sister!"
Later I learned that there are three types of "moms" in this world:
One is for giving birth to me, one is for beating me, and the other is forcibly forced on me by the system.
For example, the six-year-old princess from the Kingdom of the Sun Never Sets who called me "good boy" while eating small cakes;
For example, he fucked me in the college competition and forced me to be his godson's childhood sweetheart;
Another example... That good brother Zhou Ji, who taught me how to grow up by elbowing, is actually a girl.
I couldn't bear it anymore: "System! Isn't your standard for finding a mother a bit too abstract?!"
System: "Host, this system is committed to filling the gap in family ties for you. Please note that the next 'mother' candidate has been refreshed - [??? (Female, ancient beast)]. Warm reminder: Refusing to bind will trigger the lightning strike package."
Me: "... I think my family relationship is quite full, really."
Many years later, when I was surrounded by a group of "moms" with different styles of painting, I finally realized:
It turns out that the hardest kung fu in the world is not the iron shirt, but the face; the most difficult practice is not the bone forging, but acceptance of fate.
