My name is Zhou Weidong. When I came back from the army, I found that there were only two little pods left at home. The neighbors in the courtyard all have green eyes and want to morally kidnap me every day. It's so funny that I hang up the golden sign "Glorious Martyrdom" directly at the door of my house - come on, let's see who dares to touch porcelain!
When Yi Zhonghai asked me to "take the overall situation into consideration" and Jia Zhang scolded me for "eating alone", I carried back a wild boar and said, "I'm sorry, this all has to be handed over to the state~"
With my left hand, I hunt to improve my life, and with my right hand, I lead the militia. While the whole hospital was still fighting for the cabbage gang, my family had realized the freedom to eat meat. The day the anonymous donation was exposed, the whole courtyard was dumbfounded: "So he secretly raised half of the Invalides?!"
Many years later, when I moved into the cadre building with my sister who graduated from Peking University and my brother who was studying in the military academy, I looked back at the courtyard where I was still calculating the trivial things.
Alas, for some people, the pattern is not as big as the sight of my shotgun.
