Great Tang: Retired Emperor Li Yuan Just Wants to Lie Flat and Live Like a Slacker

Overworked office drone Li Yuan died suddenly, only to open his eyes and find himself reborn as Li Yuan, the retired Tang emperor! The Xuanwu Gate Incident had just ended, and his cheap son Li Shimin was checking in on him every day, supposedly to show filial piety but really to keep him under surveillance. The court officials all thought he was a caged tiger, broken in spirit. Li Yuan, however, was ecstatic: No job, a government stipend, and free food and lodging? This was the retirement life he'd always dreamed of! 【Ding! The Host's strong desire to laze around has been detected. The Ultimate Slacker System is activating!】 【As long as you slack off, give up, and enjoy life, you can earn incredible rewards!】 “Ding! First day of slacking: awarded the world's top intelligence network, the Web!” “Ding! One month of slacking: awarded the Ten Thousand Dragon-Scale Cavalry!” A year later, the Turkic army was at the border, and Li Shimin was worrying himself gray in the Taiji Palace. At the same time, Li Yuan was leisurely fishing in the imperial harem. Behind him, Zhao Gao, leader of the Web, reported respectfully: “Your Majesty, the hundred thousand Dragon Riders are stationed beyond the frontier and ready to conquer Mount Langjuxu at any time.” Li Shimin: “Father, I beg you, stop slacking! You can have the empire. Can I go back to being Crown Prince?”