My name is Shi Qi, and I am a social creature who almost starved to death because he could not pay the rent. The turning point in my life was the broken brush that blocked the toilet in the rental house.
It spoke: "Mortal, I am the ancient divine beast Bai Ze. Please worship me as your teacher and teach you the supreme immortal method!"
Me: "... Can you first teach me how to make the landlord believe that I didn't throw a stone in the toilet?"
As a result, my painting style of the Road to Immortality completely went astray.
Others use spiritual stones to build the foundation, but I use leeks. Others use black iron to make their weapons, but I use stainless steel basins. Others fly with swords, but I fly with shared bicycles.
When the rich second generation used family heirlooms to show off their power, I took out the soul poison elixir refined with "Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water".
When my old enemy summoned the ancient demon, I silently activated the "Red Dust Industry Fire Formation" made from gutter oil from the entire city's hotpot restaurants.
I drove the "Xiuxian Group" packaged by a health care product company, and led three beautiful confidants (one of whom was also my creditor), step by step towards the pinnacle of my life.
Until that day, Bai Ze told me that the so-called Heavenly Way was just a garbage program that needed to be cracked.
I looked at the toilet brush in my hand, lost in thought.
"Master, let's... Give it a pass?"
