Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, Di Yan just wanted to be a happy salted fish.
But who would have thought that Empress Wu Zetian could eavesdrop on his thoughts!
"Wu Meiniang is dressed so beautifully today... Wait a minute, she's not coveting my brother's body, right?"
The teacup in Wu Zetian's hand shattered with a "click".
From then on, Di Yan's salty fish life completely went astray.
On the surface, he is a loser who can't even salute, but secretly he has become the empress's "humanoid mind reader".
Qiwang, the fifth surname, wants to cause trouble? He silently revealed in his mind: "These fools are going to rebel tomorrow."
Turks invading? He muttered in his heart: "Just do it and it's over. Why are you so cowardly?"
Until one day, he was forced to become an official.
All civil and military officials in the dynasty were waiting to see the joke, but found that this "waste" actually made the children of the aristocratic family apologize in the street, and beat the royal family members until their teeth were everywhere.
Di Yan was about to cry but had no tears: "I just want to lie down!"
Wu Zetian smiled slightly: "Ai Qing continues to scold you, I like to hear it."
