A Yellow Weasel Wants a Title? I Made the Yellow Immortal Bow to Me Instead

[No System] [Traditional Supernatural] [Rivalry Among Spirit Mediums] [Hilarious Comedy] [A Reverse Take on Spirit Sealing]

One night, at a mountain god's shrine, a yellow weasel spirit asked me for a seal: “Do I look more like a human or a god?” I shot back, “Do I look more like a billionaire or Peng Yuyan?”

The Yellow Immortal broke down on the spot. “Oh no! I ran into a tough guy who gives seals to humans!”

Lu Xuanzhen, the last disciple of the Three Pure Ones Temple, had come down from the mountain only to earn enough incense money to repair the temple. He never expected to get tangled up with a Yellow Immortal and be forced onto a path of “sealing spirits, then taking them down.”

Monsters blocking the road? Get them to ask for a seal, then recruit them! Spirit mediums putting on airs? I’ll put them in their place until they’re serving me tea! Fake Taoists playing at sorcery? I’ll expose their secrets and humiliate them on the spot!

Others meet a Yellow Immortal and beg for wealth. I meet one and make him my underling. Others fear the supernatural and keep their distance. I chase after monsters and spirits, demanding seals and earning merit!

From then on, the Taoist world gained a “Celestial Master of Spirit Sealing,” and the world of immortals gained a “King of Hell Who Turns the Tables.”

Lu Xuanzhen: “Want a seal? Bow your head and knock it against the ground three times, then tell me how long you can be my errand boy!”

Huang Jiulang, looking utterly aggrieved: “Dad! I can bring you wealth, catch ghosts, and even warm your bed. Don’t kick me out!”