Live Commentary: I Talked the Terracotta Warriors into Dancing

After transmigrating to a parallel world, poor history student Li Fanxuan becomes a museum tour guide and activates the Everything's Mouthpiece System.

As long as his tour commentary is outrageous enough, the artifacts come to life on the spot!

[Explaining the Goujian Sword]“This isn't a bronze sword, it's a damn Gundam beam saber! One swing and it'll split an aircraft carrier in two!” The next second, the ancient sword's energy streaks thirty thousand miles, slicing through the museum ceiling!

[Explaining the Terracotta Army]“They're not soldiers, they're an underground idol group. Look at that hand sign, it's a heart!” In an instant, tens of thousands of terracotta warriors make finger hearts together, terrifying the foreign guests half to death!

[Explaining the Classic of Mountains and Seas]“These so-called mythical beasts were just ancient cosplay enthusiasts!” Then a nine-tailed fox runs out to endorse shampoo, while a Kun leaping out of the book starts singing, dancing, and rapping!

The museum director cries, “Ancestors! Please stop explaining! We've written eight hundred museum rules just for you!”

The authorities: “Comrade Li Fanxuan, cease your ‘world-creating’ behavior immediately!”

Netizens: “Keep going, streamer! We'll crowdfund a universe museum for you!”

Li Fanxuan shrugs. “I'm just a tour guide. The artifacts are the ones being dramatic. How's that my fault?”