The apocalyptic flood is coming, and while others are busy running for their lives, I find a business opportunity: Noah's Ark tickets, limited sale worldwide!
I am Xiao Ma, and I was originally just a low-level scalper, reselling concert tickets to make a living. But when the flood came to my door, I had an idea: "Since the ark can hold all the animals in the world, why can't it hold the world's money? If the world is destined to be destroyed, then I must at least earn enough money for the ticket first!"
So, I became the craziest ticket seller in the apocalypse—VIP tickets, economy class standing tickets, pet consignment tickets... And even "storage space for urns after death"!
The rich competed to bid, the poor mortgaged their souls, and in this doomsday carnival, I became the "richest man in the new era"...
What a mess