Super Flood: I Get Rich Selling Tickets to Noah's Ark

The apocalyptic flood is coming. While everyone else is busy fleeing, I spot a business opportunity: Noah’s Ark tickets, available in limited numbers worldwide!

I’m Xiao Ma, a small-time scalper who used to get by reselling concert tickets. But when the flood reaches my doorstep, inspiration strikes: “If the Ark can fit all the animals in the world, why can’t it fit all the money in the world? If the world is doomed, I might as well make enough to afford my own ticket first!”

And so I become the apocalypse’s most outrageous ticket scalper: VIP tickets, standing-room economy tickets, pet transport tickets… even “spots to store your urn after death”!

The wealthy bid against one another, the poor mortgage their souls, and amid this apocalyptic frenzy, I rise to become the richest person of the new age…