Great Tang: I Was Just Slacking Off, but the Princess Won't Leave Me Alone

Transmigrated into the governor of Shanzhou, he gets bound to a bizarre System: the more he lies flat, the greater the rewards!

He slacks off at work and sleeps through battles, yet the whole city thinks he's a god descended from heaven.

Then Princess Changle shows up and calls him a corrupt, incompetent official!

The court officials impeach him for drawing a salary while doing nothing!

But when 100,000 Tuyuhun troops bear down on the city,

Zhou Ze gets drunk and sprawls on the city wall, then kills the enemy commander with a single sword stroke. His 20,000 garrison troops rout the enemy!

The entire court is stunned: “How can this lazy governor fight even better than a god of war?!”