Reborn as a fake eunuch villain destined to be torn apart by five horses, I immediately latched onto my mortal enemy, the crown prince!
By day, I'm his clumsy, loyal sidekick, taking knives for him and shouldering the blame. By night, I become a master strategist, using modern knowledge to pave his path to the throne.
I meant to use a few "outrageous lines" to seduce this chaste crown prince into becoming one of my own. Who knew he'd pin me against the wall instead, the corners of his eyes red and his voice hoarse? "You little liar, say one more teasing word and I'll make sure you 'attend to me' all night!"
