I Casually Posted a Comment, and the First Emperor Marched on Europe That Very Night

While slacking off at work, I accidentally bound myself to a historical barrage-comment System.

On a whim, I sent Qin Shi Huang a comment:

[How about potatoes and sweet potatoes? They yield a thousand jin per mu!]

The next day, my basement was piled high with gold bars, and the First Emperor appeared in my dreams, calling me “Immortal Master.”

I sent Emperor Wu of Han a comment:

[Why fight the Xiongnu? Head west! Rome is crawling with gold!]

That night, the warhorses and beauties Huo Qubing brought back nearly filled my garage to bursting.

I sent Li Bai a comment:

[What's the point of just drinking? How about a song called “I Love Going to Work” to liven things up?]

From then on, the Poet Immortal's style took a sharp turn, and he became the most overworked grind in the Tang dynasty.

I was stunned.

So the ancients really believed every comment I sent?

From then on, I gave advice on the affairs of state and watched the world unfold with a smile.

Today, I help the Ming dynasty build aircraft carriers. Tomorrow, I get the Song dynasty to turn on light bulbs.

I, Li Manman, am history's greatest keyboard warrior and the only cheat code in five thousand years of Huaxia history!