I transmigrated into the cultivation world as its most infamous good-for-nothing, and from the start, my cold and peerlessly beautiful junior sister Yun Wei pinned me against a wall.
The edge of her sword rested against my neck as she breathed softly, “Senior Brother, you owe me thirty thousand spirit stones... How are you going to pay me back?”
I thought I was about to lose both my money and my life, but then two powerful voices started arguing in my head
“High-quality debtor detected! Binding Debt Repayment System!”
“Preposterous! My heir will not be paying off anyone's debts!”
The Dragon Emperor's remnant soul awakens! The Debt Repayment System is forcibly upgraded to the Heavenly Dao Lending System!
From then on, I gain the ability to make people see reason:
As long as the other party “agrees,” I can sign a Heavenly Dao contract and lend out anything.
And so, things in the cultivation world start getting weird
The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect bats her eyes at me. “Fellow Daoist Lin, lend me a hundred thousand spirit stones? We can... work out the interest later.”
The young master of the Blood Saber Sect kneels at the mountain gate. “Master Lin! Please lend me some more! I'll even put the guardian elder's underwear up as collateral!”
But the most dangerous “client” is still junior sister Yun Wei, who once held a sword to my throat.
A dragon-patterned chain of the same origin as mine coils around her wrist. She blocks my way beside the hot spring, then lifts my chin with her sword sheath.
“Senior Brother, you made me owe you three hundred thousand?”
She suddenly smiles.
“How about... a long-term installment plan? You can decide the interest.”
My mind explodes
Lending System: “Warning! This client may default! Recommend a 300% risk premium!”
Dragon Emperor's remnant soul: “Idiot! She's the granddaughter-in-law I chose! Give her an interest-free loan! Give her spirit stones! Get her the VIP package!”
Lending System: “You're undermining the rules of the market!”
Dragon Emperor's remnant soul: “My rules are the rules! Hurry! Set them up with a dual cultivation... Ahem, a couples' cultivation package!”
