Traveling Through the Tang Dynasty and Transforming from a Beggar to a Shit Stirrer in the Tang Dynasty

Modern Lin Doudou and street "survival master" Wang Ergou both traveled through time and became beggars on the streets of the Tang Dynasty. The beginning is a survival battle of destroying the temple and grabbing cornstarch. Lin Doudou used his venomous tongue to attack the evil beggar by saying, "Your mother called you home to eat some Oli for me." In order to earn a living, they used modern survival wisdom: Lin Doudou used "precise rainbow fart" to trick scholars into exchanging steamed buns, Wang Ergou used "tragic selling package" to deceive women into supporting them, and even took the lead in establishing a "beggar gang reserve" and used "stinky socks tactics" and "modern stalking and dimensionality reduction strikes" to beat away gangsters who collected protection fees. From fighting gangsters on the streets, confronting the second generation of arrogant officials, to sneaking into granaries to exchange for official grain, and using the hands of political opponents to defeat corrupt officials, the path of "spoiling the situation" for these beggar brothers is getting wider and wider. Breaking into Chang'an with the "capital" they saved, they became a stirring presence: they subdued the beggars in Chang'an for land grabs with their poisonous tongue, outsmarted the evil grain merchants to save the people, visited the prime minister's house at night to steal evidence of corruption and put the blame on political opponents, and even unexpectedly became allies with the down-and-out prince Li Yan. In the court, Lin Doudou used his "logic genius" skills to overturn the old minister; during the palace fight, Wang Ergou used his dark calculations to expose the rebellion conspiracy. After assisting Li Yan to ascend the throne, they refused to be high-ranking officials and turned around to enter the world - convincing the Beggar Clan to recognize their ancestors, destroying the Black Wind Village and gaining fame. Even the leader of the martial arts alliance fell under their combination of "talking + dirty tricks". From beggars in ruined temples to legends of the Tang Dynasty, this pair of "double scoundrels" always adhere to the bottom line of "only pitting bad people, and the more miserable they are, the happier they will be." The poisonous tongue opens the way, the evil belly escorts, the body