Shen Yan: "Eighth Master, the building in front is filled with evil spirits. Do you want to add extra food tonight?"
Master Ba (conscious of laziness and disgust): "It's just a small thing, and it's not enough to fill my teeth. Can you kid take some big orders? I'll be hungry every day with you."
Shen Yan: "Okay, you are always very demanding. Shall we withdraw?"
Master Ba: "... Come here, mosquito legs are also meat. Go in, remember, 70/30, I'm 70/30, you're 3/3."
Shen Yan: "You can't spend money! Five-five!"
Master Ba: "June 4th, otherwise I will 'fall asleep' right away. You can go and play by yourself."
When Shen Yan came out of the depths of Wushan, she just wanted to make some money and eat something good. The little black iron coffin "Eighth Master" on his back that always beeps is his only property and the target of his complaints.
While others go to college, he wanders around the city; while others fall in love, he transcends the resentful spirits.
When all the Feng Shui masters were at a loss to deal with the evil situation in the haunted house, Shen Yan held a lollipop in his mouth and knocked on the coffin board: "Master Ba, don't sleep, get up and work! After finishing this job, I will burn an inflatable for you... Ahem, the incense is booming!"
For a time, the legend of a boy carrying a coffin spread in the city.
Wherever he went, ghosts cried and wolves howled, but he also... Was full of jokes.
Until one day, he found that he was carrying not only the Eighth Master, but also a huge whirlpool sweeping the world...
Reader comments
I feel like the beginning is very good and a bit funny, so go for it!
I feel like the beginning is very good and a bit funny, so go for it!