Li Daoran traveled through time and became the last sect leader of a dilapidated sect. Apart from him, there was only one loyal disciple with zero talent left in the sect.
Seeing that the enemy will come to destroy the sect tomorrow, Li Daoran wants to cry but has no tears. Fortunately, the [Speech and Dharma Follow (Pseudo) System] is activated!
As long as I speak, the system will automatically match the corresponding vision of heaven and earth and the BGM of the peerless master!
[You say this is a peerless divine sword, and the system will add the 'Sword Qi River' special effect to it, which will last for one stick of incense.
[If you say this is a supreme skill, the system will add the special effect of 'Dao Sanskrit Sound' to it, which will last for one stick of incense.
To put it simply, I am responsible for talking nonsense seriously, and the system is responsible for the sound and light effects, focusing on creating a full atmosphere!
So, in order to survive, Li Daoran began his journey to becoming an actor.
He pointed to the chicken paw prints on the wall and said to his apprentice: "This is the 'Feng Wu Nine Heavens' left by the ancient divine phoenix. Please understand it."
(The apprentice had an epiphany on the spot and reached heaven in one step!)
He held a copy of "Recipes for Mortals" and said to the newly collected waste wood: "This is the 'Qi-Shi Jue', which can swallow everything in the world. You can cultivate it."
(The good-for-nothing apprentice mastered the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Kung Fu and shocked the world!)
Many years later, when Li Daoran's disciples became emperors one by one and conquered the world, everyone thought that his master had long been an unspeakable taboo.
Only Li Daoran himself trembles every day: It's over, the apprentices are too strong, and I, the fake master, can hardly pretend anymore! Help!