I just traveled to the West and became a small human race. Fortunately, I have awakened the god-level entertainment system!
The opening clip "Inventory of the Ten Most Difficult Ideas in the Three Realms" made the Three Realms burst into tears on the spot!
In the song "The Legend of Wukong", Sun Wukong at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain cried until he went crazy: "If the sky presses me, it splits the sky; if the earth restrains me, I trample the earth to pieces, but Zixia... Did I, the old grandson, betray you?"
From then on, the painting style of the Three Realms was completely distorted!
While others were admiring the moon in the coldness of Guanghan Palace, Lin Feng turned on the live broadcast and led Fairy Chang'e to dance online in front of the three realms!
While others solemnly went to court in the Lingxiao Palace, Lin Feng established Tianting Media and made the Jade Emperor the CEO!
Jade Emperor: "What are you calling Jade Emperor? Call me Mr. Yu. Yang Jian, if you steal my blue buff again, believe it or not, I will deduct your merit!"
While others were practicing Buddhism hard in Lingshan, Lin Feng developed "Glory of the Three Realms" and made the Buddha addicted to the Five Kills!
Tathagata: "Amitabha, the poor monk has killed five more people. It's a sin. Avalokitesvara, hold on when you get off the road. Don't send him away!"
Seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West?
Sorry, in Lin Feng's script, this is called "Where to Journey to the West" large-scale outdoor reality show!
Tang Monk is in charge of reading the commercials, Brother Monkey is in charge of being cool, Bajie has become a top mukbang star, and the goblins are fighting for the chance to be on camera!
Just when Lin Feng was using his popularity points to prove his way crazily and his cultivation soared.
Guanyin Bodhisattva finally couldn't sit still and led five hundred Arhats to Chang'an:
"You monster, you dare to confuse the three realms and mess up my Buddhist plan. You must die quickly!"
Lin Feng turned on the live broadcast of the Three Realms with a backhand and pointed the camera at Guanyin:
"Bodhisattva, don't worry, why don't you dance to "Pure Land" for the veterans of the Three Realms first?"