I Farm Narration in a High Martial World

Jiang Chen, a master of snark and memes, transmigrates into a High Martial world, where he becomes a martial arts high schooler who just wants to lie flat. Then he discovers he can edit the narration of his life. While all the other hardcore grinders are working themselves to the bone, Jiang Chen uses his golden finger to change “slow cultivation” into “ridiculously fast cultivation,” “his sword qi is razor-sharp” into “his sword qi is feeble,” and passionate speeches into spectacular disasters. He even fools his own husky into starting its homework. Before long, an S-rank school belle takes an interest in him, the big shots think he’s unfathomably powerful, and even the reborn start questioning their lives… Jiang Chen: “Don’t look at me. I’m just a workplace rogue cultivator who doesn’t want to join the rat race.” Bai Xiaoyao chews on an exploding-bead Qi and Blood Pill. “Don’t believe him. He can even rewrite the rules! Now tell me, can the next batch of pills come in chocolate flavor?”