Bingbing is a succubus officially employed by Hell. Her life motto: Make trouble! Make trouble! And make more trouble!
But after getting a little too carried away, she transmigrates straight to the Ninth Heaven, where there are more rules than strands of hair on her head.
She starts at the very top, landing right in the arms of Ye Wuyue, ruler of heaven and earth.
He’s lived for billions of years, with looks and combat prowess both at the absolute peak. He’s also the living fossil of abstinence, spending his days on the highest divine throne, maintaining the order of heaven and earth. He’s so bored he could grow mushrooms.
Just then, the Merit System [666] appears. “Host! Want to go home? Collect ‘happiness energy,’ change the immortal realm, and once you’ve earned enough merit, you can open a way home!”
And so, the Ninth Heaven’s style starts going completely off the rails:
Mission One: Put a Hello Kitty electric blanket on the Divine Lord’s ten-thousand-year-old ice bed.
Ye Wuyue: “What is this thing?”
Bingbing, blinking: “Your Lordship, it’s the latest sleep-aid artifact. It’s amazing at warming up the bed!”
Mission Two: Teach the Divine Lord to make a finger heart, then take a photo and post it to the immortal realm’s social feed.
Bingbing, guiding him hand over hand: “Yes! Like that! Bend your fingers! You’re so good at this, Your Lordship!”
Ye Wuyue, expressionless as he makes a heart with his fingers: “...Is this... enough?”
Thanks to all her antics, Bingbing’s merit points shoot up, and laughter fills the immortal realm more and more each day.
She thinks she’s here to revitalize the countryside, immortal-realm style, while flirting a little with that straight-laced old fossil. Watching him lose his composure is the perfect accompaniment to a meal.
