[Unhinged Cultivation]
My name is Yang Jian. I’m a Mahayana cultivator who’s been struck by lightning ninety-nine times, yet still can’t ascend.
Just as I was preparing to face my hundredth tribulation, the System that was hundreds of years late finally showed up!
[Host information detected. Cultivation Assistant System activated.]
Me, overjoyed: Where’s my beginner’s gift pack? Where’s my invincible cultivation manual?
[Ding! Your invincible beginner’s gift pack has been delivered: 10 top-grade Qi Refining Pills, 10 basic talismans.]
I stared at the junk in my hands, the kind of stuff even my disciples’ disciples would turn their noses up at, and fell silent.
Then came a mandatory quest!
[Beginner’s Quest: Defeat your archenemy, Old Ghost Heifeng.]
[Quest failure penalty: Advanced features, including the System Shop, cultivation technique simulations, and taking heavenly tribulations on your behalf, will be permanently locked!]
Taking! Heavenly! Tribulations! For me!
I went crazy looking all over for Old Ghost Heifeng, only to find his file stating: This man was reduced to ashes by the sect master of the Heavenly Sword Sect 127 years ago!
Me, losing it: “System, you want me to kill a ghost who’s been dead for over a century?!”
[Host, please complete the quest as soon as possible.]
To unlock “taking heavenly tribulations on my behalf,” I, a dignified Mahayana ancestor, had no choice but to embark on the “beginner’s” path of grave-robbing, conning people, and kidnapping!
I think the author's writing is quite good, but I feel that the writing is a bit jumpy and the imagination is a bit big. The writing is quite good, but there are some things that I can't understand.