I Transmigrated as a Panda and Carried Liu Bei into Battle

Liu Xiaosong is a modern-day corporate drudge and professional slacker. After pulling an all-nighter and suddenly dropping dead, he transmigrates, but unfortunately, he doesn't become a person. Instead, he's a chubby, round panda cub with no fighting ability whatsoever! From the start, the unreliable [Ferocious Beast Cuteness System] threatens him: if he doesn't latch onto Liu Bei, it'll make him bald until he's nothing but a pink ball of flesh!

To protect his precious fur, Liu Xiaosong rolls and scrambles his way into the Three Kingdoms. He sees Liu Bei being chased by the Yellow Turbans and, in a flash of inspiration (or cowardice), decides not to draw his blade and come to the rescue. Instead, he plays the victim, hugging an enemy soldier's leg and mewling! In the chaos, he accidentally “saves” Liu Bei and lands himself a place in the Ji Han ranks.

From then on, life in Liu Bei's camp takes a bizarre turn:

· While Guan Yu trains with his saber, Liu Xiaosong chews on the tassel at its hilt.

· When Zhang Fei drinks, he sneaks a lick from the wine jar, then gets chased all around camp.

· While Zhuge Liang plots with his fan, Liu Xiaosong fixates on the feather fan and kicks up a fight.

· When military pay is handed out, he joins the line with a chipped bowl in his mouth and demands to be paid in bamboo!

Just as he thinks panda life will be all about eating his fill and waiting to die, the System suddenly comes up with an epic quest: [At the Battle of Changban, carry Liu Bei through the encirclement of Cao Cao's million-strong army!]

Liu Xiaosong looks at his short, pudgy limbs and round belly, and the world goes dark: “...Is it too late to play dead?”

This is the fantastical daily life of a timid, shameless panda who coasts to victory in the hard-core Three Kingdoms through cuteness and blame-shifting, though he's occasionally forced to carry the team. When history's most unreliable auspicious beast meets the most benevolent lord, who's raising whom? Don't ask. A panda's life matters too!