Su Changsheng, a golden elixir monk, has been lying down in Po Tao Temple for six hundred years, relying on live broadcasts of fortune telling in exchange for instant noodles.
When the demolition team came to the door, his look made them all kneel down and call daddy.
The handsome anchor Lin Xiaoya broke into the live broadcast: "Taoist Priest, do you believe in love at first sight?"
Su Changsheng looked at the silent Wushou spirit body in her body and counted with his fingers:
"Girl, you are missing me in your life... This amulet, scan the QR code or cash?"
The next day, his golden elixir, which had been exhausted for three hundred years, suddenly jumped like a disco.