Golden Core cultivator Su Changsheng has spent six hundred years lying flat in a ruined temple, earning instant-noodle money by livestreaming fortune-telling.
When a demolition crew shows up, one glance from him makes them all kneel and call him “Dad.”
Beauty streamer Lin Xiaoya barges into his livestream. “Master, do you believe in love at first sight?”
Looking at the dormant, immaculate spirit body within her, Su Changsheng makes a quick calculation:
“Miss, your destiny is missing me... Would you like to pay for this protective talisman by scanning a code or with cash?”
The next day, his Golden Core, dormant for three hundred years, suddenly bounces like it’s dancing at a club.
