I Asked You to Write Journey to the West, but You Got Bodhisattva Pregnant

The genuine fairy sticks to the Taoist heart, the crooked version of the dog's head explodes, and the journey to the west becomes a Shura field before learning the scriptures! Nose hairs were used as evidence, ginseng fruit was poured into urine, the nine-tailed fox filed a lawsuit in court, Taishang Laojun ate melon online, the whole process was so high-energy that we were tearing each other apart, we laughed until we got cramps and felt so good that we flew up!