I Joined a Wilderness Survival Show, and the System Says I’m Cultivating Immortality and Exorcising Demons

[Glitching System] + [Livestreamed to the Entire Internet] + [Ultimate Power Fantasy] Muscle-bound Chen Xiu joins a variety show called 100 Days in the Wilderness. The guests include a top-tier star, a famous actress, a boy-band idol, and a comedian. But the moment Chen Xiu steps off the plane, he’s dumbfounded: [Warning! You have entered the headquarters of the “Demon Cult”!] Then the medicated oil he brought along becomes [Holy Water for Exorcising Demons], the fire he casually lights becomes [Samadhi True Fire], and chasing off a wild boar is treated as driving away a [Tier-Two Demon]! When the top-tier star cries after being bitten by mosquitoes, he hands her the medicated oil. The System prompts: [You have bestowed Holy Water for Exorcising Demons. Reward: Qi Refining Technique!] What? I’m freaking out. The rewards are real! Foundation Establishment, flying swords, immortality techniques... They’re all genuinely amazing treasures! So while the stars roll around in the mud, Chen Xiu meditates and establishes his foundation in his “cave abode.” While everyone else is starving and seeing stars, the roasted sweet potatoes he makes become “top-grade fasting pills.” Online viewers go from mocking him to being bewildered, then from bewilderment to frenzy. They’re completely hooked! Only after the show ends and Chen Xiu returns to the city does he realize that everything is just getting started. Years later, Chen Xiu faces the cameras. “I really regret it. I regret it so much. I never should’ve accepted that variety show!”