Zhou Tiaotiao, a 25-year-old kindergarten teacher, was threatened by her parents with "stopping the blind box living expenses" and signed a "100-day blind date life and death certificate" - from then on, the main line of her life became:
During the day, I persuaded my child not to eat boogers in the kindergarten, and at night, I was hit by a weirdo in the blind date bureau:
The state-owned enterprise brother brought a thermos cup to soak in black sesame paste on a blind date. While drinking, he advised her that "women after 25 must resist aging";
The mama's boy takes 'my mom said' as his catchphrase, and even takes photos of himself drinking milk tea to his own mother for 'approval';
One eldest brother even recognized her as his long-lost elementary school classmate and hugged her while crying for half an hour.
On one side is the director's workplace death sentence of "taking you for drinking the northwest wind", and on the other side is the aunt's curse of "you can only pick up the leftovers after 25". Zhou Tiaotiao pinches the baby's nose with his left hand, and criticizes the blind date man's brain circuit with his right hand - the main theme is "You can have a social death, but you can't lose your momentum."
After 108 blind dates, she went from "trying to mess it up" to "showing off and going crazy": wearing pajamas to appointments, talking about her baby's poop and farts as a topic, and starting the meeting with "Can you soak wolfberry in a thermos cup?"
After all, Zhou Tiaotiao's life principle is: blind dates can be pornographic, but talking must win; marriage can be urged, but I lose if I make ends meet!
As for whether we can meet someone? It's not important - what's important is that for these 108 social deaths, you have to stop your relatives from urging you to get married! "
