[Soul transmigration + irreverent Three Kingdoms retelling + Schrodinger’s heroine + 350234 + I don’t even know what I’m writing either + ( ̄﹃ ̄)] I, Lu Xiaobu, became Lu Bu, the fiercest man in the Three Kingdoms.
I thought I’d dominate the battlefield, but then I discovered that my original self had an inexplicable relationship with his direct superior, muscle memory kept pushing me to dangerously test the limits, and after marrying a peerless beauty, I could only raise her as my daughter... Faced with my superior’s special attention, my colleagues’ strange looks,
and an emperor who kept wanting to make me his godson...
Is there something wrong with this Three Kingdoms era?
Right now, I just want to shout at the heavens:
“I just want to be a normal person!”