[The Lie-Flat Monkey King vs. the Heavens’ Crumbling Gods and Buddhas]
[Anti-hustle mythology + workplace genius + Heavenly Court management]
[No golden finger! No System!]
After Sun Wukong, a corporate wage slave who worked 996, died suddenly from overwork, he transmigrated into the Journey to the West as Sun Wukong, bringing his past-life philosophy of slacking off at work along with him.
What? The Jade Emperor wants me to look after the horses? Fine, I’ll set up a model free-range horse-keeping zone!
What? Taishang Laojun wants me to watch the alchemy furnace? Fine, I’ll build a big-data modeling system for alchemy!
What? The White Bone Spirit is blocking the road and wants to eat Tang Monk? Fine, I’ll start by giving a lecture called “On the Self-Cultivation of Monsters”!
When master slacker Sun Wukong transmigrates into Sun Wukong, the performance review system of the entire Three Realms collapses completely.
Watch the workplace anti-hustle trailblazer use an employee-on-the-verge-of-quitting mindset to set the Three Realms straight:
“Give me a hard time today, and tomorrow I’ll make sure the whole Three Realms goes barefoot!”
