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I, Lin Xiao, am a science geek with [Extreme Arena Brain]. My uncle is a master of traditional Chinese medicine and metaphysics who is proficient in acupuncture and medicinal baths. The only thing we have in common is that he firmly believes that my scientific plug-in is a product of metaphysics - a ghost. I used my golden fingers to predict the route and help Beasley avoid pursuit. My uncle saw it and thought that my "ghost eyes" had opened up, so he cooked me a pot of "clearing the heart and improving the eyesight soup" when I got home. (Great pain!) I used golden fingers to analyze tactics and danced on the sidelines. When my uncle saw it, he thought I was being controlled by "evil spirits" and rushed to seal my acupuncture points with silver needles. Me (on the verge of tears): "Uncle! This is tactics! It's science!" Uncle (distressed): "Stay stubborn! It seems that the dose of medicinal bath tonight will be increased!" Opponents study my game tapes and try to decipher my predictions. They don't know that my biggest challenge is actually how to explain to my uncle that I am really not sick! Kobe Bryant: He's the toughest opponent I've ever seen. Me: No, my uncle is.