[Absurd Comedy + Cultivation + System + Meme References + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Everyone's a Schemer + Invincible]
Ye Tang transmigrates into a book and gets bound to an incredibly obnoxious System.
After the System eggs Ye Tang on to blow the evil cultivators of the cultivation world to pieces, it says: "Host, go ahead and win over the evil cultivators you just blew up!"
Ye Tang: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The System acts coy and obnoxious: "Hehe, don't be mad. Then go win over those lovesick personal disciples from the Shadow Demon Sect, and your cousin, the heroine."
Ye Tang: "You want me to win over the heroine who's trying to kill everyone?"
I can't win anyone over, but breaking in? That's right up my alley!
Ye Tang breaks into the Shadow Demon Sect. "I've got bombs! Call me your ancestor and I'll let you live!"
Faced with the threat, the sect master of the Shadow Demon Sect simply lies flat and says, "Ancestor, absolutely, Ancestor. From now on, the sect is yours to protect."
Ye Tang: "?"
After Ye Tang joins the Shadow Demon Sect, the heroine's lovesick senior brothers stop fawning over her and start going berserk and wreaking havoc across the cultivation world alongside Ye Tang!
The eldest senior brother, who used to worry himself sick over the heroine: "What does it have to do with me? What does it have to do with you?"
The second senior brother, who used to threaten suicide at the drop of a hat for the heroine: "Suicide? Nonsense! Everyone should learn an instrument in their lifetime. I've learned how to back down, especially when I'm about to die!"
The third senior brother, who used to work hard making pills to feed the heroine: "Junior Sister? Hah! I just want to be a crooked merchant and sell beauty pills!"
The fourth senior brother, who used to devote himself to giving the heroine the best magical treasures: "My goal now: steal the third senior brother's pills and sell them, so I can become the richest person in the cultivation world ASAP. Who cares about Junior Sister!"
The original heroine: "? You all love the cannon-fodder supporting girl now, huh? Then I love her too! Who wouldn't love someone who's both powerful and shameless?"
Ye Tang: "Don't get the wrong idea. I'm the real evil cultivator."
The Year He Loved Me Most, I Died
Falling into the Mortal World for You
After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Dropped All Pretense and Drove the Villain Mad
The Mad Prince: Did the Crown Princess Try to Kill the Emperor Again Today?
Reborn After Being Thrown Into the River While Dying in Childbirth, She Pretends to Be Virtuous and Destroys the Marquis's Estate
I don't know how to write a book review, but this book is really good. It's funny, humorous, and easy to understand. It's one of my favorite funny articles.