The Traitor to Earth’s Handbook

Li Wei transmigrates into an alien fleet. He doesn't become a super-soldier, but a PPT god of war.

An alien general points a planet-destroying cannon at him and demands a report on his thoughts? He fires back with a proposal titled "The Feasibility of Including Milk Tea in Strategic Resources," maxing out his KPIs in one go.

While others pilot mechs, he uses Excel. While others train in hand-to-hand combat, he hones his persuasion skills. With the wisdom of Earth's bureaucratic world, he turns the interstellar bureaucracy into his playground.

The Broken Horn Guild asks him to write their reflections, while the Purity of Thought Bureau has him review its slogans. His "Crazy Friday" milk tea promotion becomes a vital tool for keeping the fleet stable.

Until the fleet AI labels him its "most efficient source of danger," and Commander Gelong-Zhake corners him in his office:

"Li Wei, that money you embezzled... did you actually build a planet-destroying warship with it?"

Hard sci-fi + deadpan humor + workplace grind + no female lead. Hope everyone enjoys it.