A Guide to Maintaining a Harem: the Retirement Routine of an Idle Concubine

On the seventh day of continuous overtime work, Li Wei plunged into the computer screen and transformed into the sixteen-year-old concubine in the harem novel who died of shame and anger due to excessive competition for favors. Looking back on her experience of sudden death in her previous life, Li Wei looked at her pretty little face in the mirror and felt sad: Do you want to work overtime at the age of sixteen? Commit a sin! She wrote down a new life plan on the spot: not to compete for favor, not to stand out, and not to take sides. The main thing is to eat and wait for death and retire peacefully. So, when the concubines were competing for beauty, she was studying small hot pot; when they were practicing their talents, she was lazy and sleeping in the imperial garden. Until one day, the emperor who was perfunctory by her "office cervical spine rehabilitation exercises" blocked her in a corner late at night with complicated eyes: "My dear concubine, others look forward to my blessings, but you only care about the warmth of my quilt - are you really stupid, or are you just pretending?" About the heroine: I don't want to write about a silly or scheming girl, I just want to write about a "big smart" who is beaten by life and decides to use wisdom (and shame) to protect her own comfort. The core logic of all her sexy operations stems from our supreme philosophy as a worker - "As long as I am useless enough, no one can take advantage of me." I hope to see the heroine herself who also doesn't want to write a weekly report or hold regular meetings. This article is written for all of you who are exhausted by life. I hope it can bring you the purest, most mindless happiness. If I can make you laugh out loud while holding your phone late at night after get off work, or in the morning when you don't want to get up, and feel "Ah, I don't seem so tired anymore", then that will be my greatest success!