The Good-for-Nothing Princess: I Raise a Cold Palace Guard into an Emperor

【Transmigration】【Couple-focused + both leads are each other's first and only】【Metaphysics expert Ninth Princess VS broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, stone-faced guard】【Comedic, goofy, and absurd】【Uninhibited and sharp-tongued】【Knows how to make poison】【System appears later】【Ruthless】【Wipes out every enemy without leaving loose ends】 The heroine, a metaphysics expert, dies unexpectedly during a magical battle and transmigrates into the body of Chu Qinghuan, the deposed Ninth Princess. Her mother died young, her emperor father doesn't care for her, and the palace maids and matrons make her life miserable. Then she discovers that Xiao Che, the taciturn, stone-faced guard by her side, has the natural bearing of an emperor. Unfortunately, his destiny has been tainted, and he has been reduced to an untouchable. To escape the deadly trap of the imperial palace, she makes her decision: “I'll help you turn your life around. You become the emperor, and I'll be the power behind the throne!” Thus begins a chaotic “Emperor-in-the-Making Plan.” When she teaches him to read and write, he turns military strategy into a manual for killing. When she brings him into political scheming, his bluntness nearly gives them away. She even has to teach him step by step how to “act weak to win sympathy” and “build alliances by forming factions.” The heroine complains that “this emperor is way too hard to raise,” while shielding him from blades, gathering provisions, and taking on his political enemies. Along the way, she uses her knowledge of metaphysics to rake in a fortune. The guard, once as cold and hard as iron, goes from “Whatever the princess says is right” to “Anyone who disrespects the princess dies.” In the end, he turns completely ruthless and rises to the throne. Gazing at Chu Qinghuan with big, pleading puppy-dog eyes, he says, “My princess, I have conquered the world you wanted for you. All you have to do is be my empress. But if you want to be the empress yourself, then I'll be your imperial consort. I only wish to stay by your side, in life and in death, never to part!”