Execute Them All! Let No One Live!

As the crown prince of this dynasty, I often feel that something is not quite right with it.

My father is obsessed with stand-in romances, and nearly all three thousand women in his harem have the same face.

The general is a hopeless romantic who would slaughter an entire city for one person.

Every minister's household has a pair of real and fake heiresses. They do nothing all day but scheme about how to play favorites.

Even my mother is completely unhinged, rambling about how the legitimate empress sells off the illegitimate emperor.

At long last, I made it to the throne, only for my principal consort and secondary consort to insist on eloping together.

Watching the eunuch scramble in to report the news,

I smiled.

I wrote my first imperial edict: "Execute them."

Every last one of them can die!