[Super sweet and super pampering double cleansing + cultivation + fun and fun]
The daily life of a useless narcissistic snake and an unlucky female college student.
My takeaways are always stolen, and the perpetrator captured on surveillance footage is actually a white snake...
This snake not only entered the house confidently, but also claimed to be the snake fairy and said that I was his only believer. Since then, my family has had a free-living, narcissistic "immortal king".
Until he secretly transformed in order to gain followers and became famous all over the Internet with his face...
Me: "Where did you promise to protect me? You are obviously relying on me to support you..."
He said: "I pledge my body to you, doesn't it count as a blessing?"