I Told You to Deliver Food, Not Catch Someone Cheating!

[The most outrageous System story on the entire internet, so thrilling it makes your scalp tingle]

Twenty-five-year-old delivery guy Ma Xiaojun works himself to the bone for just 200 yuan a day.

But while delivering an adult product, he’s forcibly bound to a

“Cheating Catcher System.”

On day one, he walks away with 500,000 yuan in cash from his greasy, balding boss.

On day three, he pins his landlady, the young widow Liu Mei, to the bed and makes her call him “husband” three times.

On day seven, he makes Jiang Sichun, the college sweetheart he once worshipped from afar, cry in their university’s bamboo grove and beg him not to leave.

On day fifteen, he uses the money he earned catching cheaters to start a company and become a government VIP.

Other people catch cheaters for revenge.

He catches them to cash in:

Money, women, connections, the whole city.

When every woman calls him “husband” and every big shot calls him “Boss Ma,”

he finally looks back at the delivery guy he used to be, out in the wind and sun.

“Sorry, I’m not singling anyone out.

I’m just saying that every cheater here

has been caught by me.”