Don't Reason with Him, He Will Turn You into a Reasonable Person

My name is Chu Yi. I have no power to tie a chicken. I am a waste and a loser. His only specialty is being reasonable. But my reasoning seems a bit too strong... Good news: I carry the holy blood and am invincible. Bad news: It is an insulator that is "invulnerable to all forces" and a waste body that is "invulnerable to all forces." Good news: I memorize the classics of the three religions and can reason with all things. Bad news: After hearing the truth, they collectively broke the defense!