I Snack on Palace Gossip, and the Tyrant Reads My Mind and Loses It

[Transmigrates into a book + gossip System + tyrant can read minds]

Su Xiaoxiao transmigrates into the disgraced empress confined to the cold palace. All she wants is to lie flat and enjoy her gossip System, watching the harem’s secrets every day and living like a carefree immortal.

Today, she listens in as the Noble Consort’s wig blows away in the wind. Tomorrow, she watches a talented woman and a guard exchange poems late at night.

That is, until the tyrant Qin Ye, who once ordered her deposed, keeps showing up in front of her.

She puts on a frightened face. “Your Majesty, you’re the only one in my heart!”

But inside, she howls: [The tyrant’s dark circles look awful today! He must have stayed up late reviewing memorials again. Tsk, he’ll be bald before long!]

Qin Ye has been at his wits’ end lately. For no apparent reason, he can hear the thoughts of the disgraced empress in the cold palace.

He keeps his composure, but finally loses it when she thinks he’s “useless” and “into men.”

Later, rebels besiege the palace and point their swords at the throne. The court officials tremble in fear, while Su Xiaoxiao frantically searches the System shop: [Which item would make his death the most creative?]

Qin Ye finally can’t take it anymore. He corners her against a wall, eyes red. “Your thoughts are too loud.

“And my preferences are perfectly normal. Why don’t you... find out for yourself?”