Xiao Cai, a contemporary social beast, is famous for saying "the salary has not increased, the blood pressure has increased, the hair has gone crazy, and the KPI has increased" - the office building at three o'clock in the morning is more familiar than his living room. When the coffee was refilled to the eighth cup, he suddenly had an epiphany in front of the computer screen: "If I put my fishing hand on the textbook back then, there is no point in risking my life with PPT now?!"
Perhaps out of resentment, he overturned God's merit box. When he opened his eyes, he fell back to the back row of the primary school classroom - his deskmate was still picking out erasers, and the four characters "recite the full text" on the blackboard were bright and dazzling.
Xiao Cai wiped away the non-existent tears: "This wave is the rebirth's dimensionality reduction attack on the nine-year compulsory education!"
Math problem? He can write the answers silently and explain the expansion questions to the teacher; English class? He performed a talk show with a London accent directly for the foreign teachers; even the jumping rubber bands could be rolled up into a "teaching site for the optimal postures of human mechanics".
The former scumbag has become "the standard answer for walking". His crush at that time kept asking, "Have you secretly installed the academic chip?" Even the dean's look at him changed from "This kid can't be saved" to "Let's leave him a hole in the recommended list."
Social animal version of "returning to 16 years old"? No, it was the workers who returned to Novice Village with the "Experience Package of Social Beatings" and welded the four words "study hard" into the script of life - after all, whoever is born again knows: it is much easier to win over adolescence than to win over the boss!
