I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the Princess Overhears My Thoughts and Goes All In

Good news: I transmigrated and became a prince consort. My wife is a powerful princess who rules the court. Bad news: On our wedding night, she heard my thoughts: all my dirty talk. Me: She's a little aloof, but that figure, that face... Mom, I'm in love. Her: “...?” I wanted to lie flat, and thought to myself, [An assassin is coming]. After hearing that, she used the opportunity to capture the assassin. The result: I somehow got rewarded for “warning” her. The officials: The prince consort is more capable than he lets on! I wanted to slack off, and thought to myself, [The emperor's scheme]. After hearing that, she struck back in court, leaving the emperor speechless. The result: I somehow got rewarded again for “offering counsel.” The officials: The prince consort is a genius who can reshape the world! I wanted to give up, and thought to myself, [How to deal with the natural disaster]. After hearing that, she mobilized an army of chickens and ducks to wipe out the locust plague. The result: I somehow became a lucky star in the eyes of the people, thanks to a “divine revelation in a dream.” The officials: The prince consort is an auspicious blessing to the nation! Me (in tears): “Honey, I'm begging you, can you stop listening? I just want to be a good-for-nothing!” The princess (raising an eyebrow): “Oh? Weren't you just thinking, ‘My wife's so cool. I'm in love’?” Me: “...” From then on, lying flat was no longer an option for me.