Good news: I traveled through time and became a prince-in-law, and my wife is a powerful eldest princess.
Bad news: On our wedding night, she heard my thoughts and said something slutty.
Me: This girl is a bit aloof, but with this figure and good looks... Mom, I'm in love.
Her: "...?"
I want to lie down and complain in my heart [Assassins are coming].
After hearing this, she took advantage of the situation and caught the assassin. Result: I was inexplicably rewarded for "reminding" me. Baiguan: The prince-in-law hides his secrets!
I want to catch fish and complain in my heart about [Emperor's Strategy].
After she heard this, the emperor was speechless as he was attacked by the emperor. Result: I was inexplicably rewarded for "providing advice". Hundreds of officials: The prince-in-law is in heaven and earth!
I want to show off and complain in my heart about [Natural Disaster Countermeasures].
After hearing this, she mobilized an army of chickens and ducks to eliminate the locust plague. Result: I was inexplicably regarded as a lucky star by the people because of my "dream oracle". Officials: The prince-in-law is the auspiciousness of the country!
Me (with tears streaming down my face): "Honey, I beg you, can you please stop listening? I just want to be a waste!"
The eldest princess (raised eyebrows): "Oh? Didn't you just say in your heart, 'My wife is so sassy, I love you so much'?"
Me: "..."
From then on, lying down was insulated from me.
Reader comments
The male protagonist is a bit of a loser
Garbage in the garbage dump
The male protagonist does not speak more than ten sentences in the entire text, and there is no logic in many places. It ignores space and time, but it can be read as a fun read to relieve boredom.
Although it was quite funny, I felt it was a bit too fantasy while watching it.
The male protagonist is a bit of a loser
Garbage in the garbage dump
The male protagonist does not speak more than ten sentences in the entire text, and there is no logic in many places. It ignores space and time, but it can be read as a fun read to relieve boredom.
Although it was quite funny, I felt it was a bit too fantasy while watching it.