Good news: I am an expert in medicine and martial arts, so I can work my way down the mountain.
Bad news: It's up to me to save someone's life! From now on, purity is a passerby!
On the first day, I cured the legs of the charming landlady.
Her eyes were full of eyes, and her eyes were as charming as silk: "Xiao Fan, my sister's room upstairs is still empty..."
Me (recoiling in horror): "Sister Yan, don't be like this, I'm just a food delivery guy!"
Result: I was forced to become her "god doctor".
The next day, I saved the dying Iceberg Killer.
I kindly put her into my most expensive underwear, fearing that she would catch a cold.
She woke up and chased me nine streets with a knife: "Pervert! Give me back my underwear!"
Me (on the verge of crying): "That's mine! Mine! I wore it in the year of my birth year!"
Result: She became my "personal bodyguard", euphemistically called "protecting my kidneys and life."
On the third day, I helped the school beauty out of trouble.
She raised the corner of her mouth and pointed it out directly to me: "Stop acting, you are mine tonight."
Me: "The salary is in place, everything is easy to talk about."
Result: All the boys in the school wanted to challenge me.
No, I really just want to make money quietly! Don't come over here!
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The male protagonist's indecisiveness cannot lead the reader
The male protagonist's indecisiveness cannot lead the reader