I Just Picked up a Child, Why Did the SWAT Come?

[Funny sand sculpture] [Live broadcast] [No heroine] [God-level misunderstanding] Gu Xian is bound to the [Reverse Merit System], and you can get rewards for doing good deeds. But his coded dialect and superb insensitivity caused his good deeds to completely go astray. Picking up a missing child and calling the police: "I've kidnapped a baby, come here quickly!" To save someone who fell into the water: "Someone was fished out of the river, come and collect the body!" From then on, Gu Xian became the number one "key concern" of the police station, and the live version of "Today's Statement" was performed every day in the live broadcast room. The director begged him: "Xiao Gu, next time just send someone here instead of calling, okay?" Gu Xian suddenly realized that he had opened a direct VIP channel! When he held the banner in his left hand and the handcuffs in his right hand, holding the monkey king and the animal translator, and turned the entire city into his "merit farm", Zhang Zhenguo, the captain of the criminal investigation detachment, finally collapsed: "Please calm down! If you continue to perform meritorious service, you will have to take my position!"