Other coaches use their tactical boards to study tactics. My tactical board is used to study demons and ugly groups.
Players eat burgers, drink wine, and play games during training? Laughing at home, I can't play ball.
Until my "fat house" center dunks on a superstar, and my "Internet addicted" guard shoots through the entire court...
The entire NBA went crazy and begged me to order a "weird package" for them too!
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[Ding! Yao Ming's hidden mission: A cup of medicinal wine will give you three years of peak performance!
