Me: "I was a cow and horse in my previous life, but in this life... I want to be an emperor!"
[System: "Ding! Novice mission: save the Straw Hat boy."]
I kicked Bucky the clown away and stretched out my hand to the confused Luffy:
"Hey, do you want to play big?... Build a 'Third Reich' that's better than the navy and pirates?"
"I have money!"
Luffy grinned: "That sounds super-interesting!"