My name is Gu Mingyue, a woodcutter. The ideal of life is simple: chop wood, eat, and take a nap.
Until that day, I discovered a cave that was warm in winter and cool in summer and could produce roasted chicken out of thin air.
I thought I had achieved my ultimate ideal in life and lived a retired life ahead of schedule.
There is a weapon spirit named "Shan Hai" in the cave. He is a bit verbose, but he is better than obedient.
I asked it to help me chop firewood, and it made a bunch of iron knots that could cut down a mountain in one day. The villagers called it "spreading beans to make an army." I said it was too hot and I had no appetite, so it caused a heavy rainstorm that covered the whole county. The rebel army knelt down on the spot and called me "Heavenly Master";
The most annoying thing is the guy named "Mu Yun" who disguises himself as a man and talks in my ears about "all the people in the world" and "bringing order to order" every day.
I really don't understand.
I use the material recombination machine just to have a good meal, you call it "turning stone into gold"; I use the weather controller just to sleep comfortably, you say I can "call the wind and rain"; I use the point defense laser cannon just to stop a few broken swords that disturb my sleep, you call me a "land god".
Come on, I'm really just a woodcutter who wants to sleep well!
The imperial army once again called for formation at the foot of the mountain, saying that they would "invite" me to come out of the mountain.
