Shen Qingci, the greatest master of the mystical arts, was bored out of her mind and decided to divine the secrets of fate. Instead, a bolt of violet-gold lightning struck her, sending her into the body of a foolish real heiress with the exact same name.
The moment she opened her eyes, her white-lotus fake sister pushed her, burst into tears, and played the victim. Her own mother looked at her with disdain. “How much trouble can a fool really cause?”
Shen Qingci had one thing to say: the mystical arts had no place for the words “suffer in silence.”
After a blistering tirade, she was promptly kicked out and left to fend for herself in a haunted house.
There, she found a lovesick male ghost, recruited him on the spot, and started livestreaming.
A drama titled “Disowned Heiress Takes On Lovesick Idiot Ghost” somehow became the year’s hottest fantasy variety show.
And so the internet’s most unprofessional metaphysics streamer made her debut.
While others set up altars and performed rituals, she played The Most Dazzling Folk Style as her background music, waved her hands to the beat, and said, “If a soul won’t move on, it’s probably got too much free time. Come on, I’ll take you clubbing.”
A young master ghost from the Republic of China era refused to leave the house? She fired off a cheesy pickup line: “Babe, I dug some dirt today. What kind? The grave dirt of my obsession with you.” The young master ghost was so terrified he packed up and reincarnated that very night.
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The thing King of Hell Xie Jiuyuan regretted most in this life was making a deal with Shen Qingci.
She dragged him back from vacation to work overtime and gave him all kinds of ridiculous nicknames, so Shen Qingci’s name ended up with more than a dozen danger warnings in the Book of Life and Death.
Yet whenever she got into trouble, he was always the first to show up.
She thought they were just work partners, until one day she accidentally discovered that her lifespan had been altered three times.
