System Connecting: 404

[Fantasy with wild ideas] + [Reborn] + [Snark] + [Comedy] + [Humor] + [Trending memes] + [Satisfying power fantasy] + [Tsundere heroine]

Shen Jinyan, the undisputed champion of trash talk in the modern world, is forcibly dispatched to another world for a second career after his snark levels exceed the limit.

From the start, he gets the ultimate hell-difficulty trial: a lifetime membership in prison.

Just before they can put him through a personality makeover, he binds himself to the [Myriad Realms BUG System]. He thought he could just go AFK and coast to victory, but it turns out this janky System has more bugs than patches!

Others awaken powers that can destroy the heavens and earth, while his “paid content fails to load.” Others fly on swords, while a “model error” leaves him stuck in the ground. Facing a murderous villain, Shen Jinyan offers a sincere suggestion: “Bro, your skill’s wind-up takes way too long. You should optimize it, or people are going to leave one-star reviews on the app store.”

While everyone else is earnestly cultivating immortality, he’s the only one using everything he’s ever learned to go head-to-head with this bug-ridden world.

Shen Jinyan: If you can’t beat them, join them?

No. I’m reporting this server!