My name is Lin Zhou, and my dream is to become an orthodox beast master.
But on my system, it seems to be tied to the wrong object...
... Your god-level conspicuous bag system is now online!
Scene: Lin Zhou is having a friendly beast control competition with the school beauty.
Bite! Host Husky, please choose your mission!
[Option 1: After the master gives the order, complete it perfectly. Mission reward: A pack of D-grade air-dried beef jerky.
[Option 2: Rush towards the pot of pothos 3 meters away and use your momentum to scare off two of its leaves. Mission reward: A-level skill "Deterrence"!
[Option three (hidden): Activate the radar, find the strongest beast master of the same age within a radius of ten kilometers (Xia Wanqing), hug her thigh with your front paws, and keep looking at each other affectionately for three seconds! Mission reward: SSS-level (mythical) bloodline "Howling Moon-Swallowing Sky Dog (Infancy)"!
Husky (decisive): "Three! Must be three!"
The next second, the whole place rioted, and I died socially on the spot!
As a result, Lin Zhou's daily life became: his slime was playing body painting in the college mission hall; his husky took off the opponent's pants in the Tianbang competition; his parrot sent a love letter to the evil female devil of the hostile force...
Lin Zhou explained with tears: "My beasts are usually very well-behaved. Someone must have misled them!"
Everyone: "... I believe you!"
(PS: The system only issues tasks to pet beasts, and the tasks are all about tricks to harm the owner and gain attention.)
Reader comments
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Author, maybe you are absurd and outrageous, but I want this book to reach the top and become a child of the next generation. I believe you can do it, but your book will definitely be criticized, ah! New book list